Why would you think I am crazy?

Don't think that you're thinking. If you think that you're thinking you only think that you're thinking.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Madness takes it's toll, please have exact change.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. But some folks don't have film.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

My Reality Check bounced.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.

Don't blame me, I'm from Uranus.

Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!

When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting.

Do not disturb. Already disturbed!

It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.

Normal people worry me

Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are ok, your it

Support mental health or I'll kill you

If you're happy and you know it see a shrink

If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

Loonie Bin


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